Corrupt a Wish! (Forums game)

[Paper]

Welcome to Corrupt a Wish!
This is basically a game just to pass the time. I'll explain the rules and how it works. (Also increases post count!)

One player will post a wish.
Example: "I wish I had 50 billion dollars."

The next player will then grant the wish, but grant it in a way so that the wish is now pointless. Then they make a wish for themselves.
Example: "Granted, but it's 50 billion dollars in Monopoly money. I wish I had the fastest car on earth."

And so it continues to the next player: "Granted, but your drivers liscense is suspended for 700 years."

So I guess i'll start:

I wish I had some chicken wings.

[Micah!]

Welcome to Corrupt a Wish!
This is basically a game just to pass the time. I'll explain the rules and how it works.

One player will post a wish.
Example: "I wish I had 50 billion dollars."

The next player will then grant the wish, but grant it in a way so that the wish is now pointless.
Example: "Granted, but it's 50 billion dollars in Monopoly money. I wish I had the fastest car on earth."

And so it continues to the next player: "Granted, but your drivers liscense is suspended for 700 years."

So I guess i'll start:

I wish I had some chicken wings.

Granted, but they are plastic chicken wings.

I wish I could get laid.

[rsc]

You get laid, but you do it with Sarah Jessica Parker. Neigghhh!

I wish I could be a Liger

[Feng Huang]

Granted. You are now a Liger mounted on a wall.

I wish I had 50 sets of all the barrows equipment in the game, they don't degrade. don't disappear, they won't suck, only i have them, and no one can take them away from me, and the server doesn't shut down, over 100 people still play, i have the requirements for them, i can use them anywhere, i dont get banned, i dont die or anything.

[Feng Huang]

Granted. You have 50 sets of all the barrows. The internet shuts down.

I wish i had Emma.

[rsc]

Granted, but you are now randomly very unattracted to her.

I wish I had mittens that gives me delicious non-poisonous apples.

[Feng Huang]

Granted. The apples have worms in them.

I wish I was attracted to Emma.

[rsc]

Granted, but you're not sexually attracted to her. You're magnetically attracted to her. Still pretty good but your polar north is your arm and her polar south is her leg. So nothing special.

I wish all worms I ate tasted delicious.

[Feng Huang]

Granted, the worms were so delicious, you ate a poisonous worm without knowing it.

[Paper]

Granted, the worms were so delicious, you ate a poisonous worm without knowing it.

Nothing was granted since you did not make a wish. I wish for a pet alien.

[Feng Huang]

Granted. the alien is your baby.

I wish i was a Atom Dragon God Slayer =D

[rsc]

Granted, but you have a special disease that prohibits you from doing awesome things.

I wish for a golden egg.

[Feng Huang]

Granted. It's made in china.

I wish a zombie Apocalypse would happen and each of us are in a compound with 9 others on this server =D

[Paper]

Granted, but one of the 9 people in the compound is a zombie and infects the others. I wish for a chair.

[Feng Huang]

Granted. the Chair is too small for you.

I wish my Wishes don't get corrupted.

[Paper]

Granted, but you see.. One day when you woke up in the morning to log on to RS-Remake, you tripped and fell through the floorboards. You then somehow ended up in some strange place with a machine next to you. The machine was programmed to ungrant wishes. Your wishes can now be corrupted again. I wish for a decent book.

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